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    now you know

    Post by myke on Fri May 09, 2008 4:18 pm

    now you know.....
    that in this day....
    1247 - Dark Ages Peasants harnessed the power of marijuana, beginning the era called "The Stoned Age". scratch
    and....
    that the toaster was invented by accident by a piece of bread which attempted to commit suicide.
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    and while were speaking about William Shakespear.. also known as willy shakes.
    an extract from Hamlet........
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    Hamlet: What happen?
    Laertes: Somebody set up us the bomb.
    Yoric: We get signal.
    Hamlet: What !
    Yoric: Main screen turn on.
    Hamlet: It's you !!
    Claudius: How are you gentlemen !! All your base are belong to us. You are on the way to destruction.
    Hamlet: What you say !!
    Claudius: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha Ha Ha Ha ....
    Yoric: Captain !!
    Hamlet: Take off every 'ZIG' !!
    Hamlet: You know what you doing.
    Hamlet: Move 'ZIG'.
    Hamlet: For great justice.
    ........................................................................
    some quotations from macbeth, hamlet & macdonalds.
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    "Prose before hoes."
    "For 'tis the sport to have the engineer hoist with his own petard." (Hamlet)
    "You've undone our mother!" "Villain, I've done thy mother!" (Titus Andronicus)
    "Up yours, England!" (Julius Caesar)
    "Kill, kill, kill! Oh noes'ith, bloodi*th onith hand'iths" (Macbeth)
    "In Soviet Russia, I pwn you"(Romeo and Hercules)
    "I never wroteth half the stuff I wroteth."
    "Get thee to a whorehouse"
    "Suck it, King Lear" (King Lear)
    "But Miss, I don't like Shakespeare, it's a pile of gay."
    well shakespear doesnt like you either gay boy. (teacher )
    "Always bet on black" (Othello)
    "ΘΙΣ ΙΔΙΟΤ ΦΥΞ ANΔ ΣΥΞ" (Greek Intellectuals) scratch
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    what ? ... its no my fault i get muddled up with history...... blame the teacher.

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    Re: now you know

    Post by Hybrid on Tue May 13, 2008 9:02 pm

    Laughing awesome post
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    Re: now you know

    Post by DeTekT on Wed May 14, 2008 6:35 pm

    mikeus maximus you've done it again
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    now you know

    Post by myke on Mon May 19, 2008 3:05 pm

    here's one for you to amaze your history teacher with........... ermm probably not !!!!!!.
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    now you know....... sorta. Suspect
    ...that the first form of language is believed to have been discovered around 45,000,000 BC when, moving rocks from one big pile of rocks to another large pile of rocks, an unnamed (well i dunno his name) caveman dropped a rock on his foot and uttered the first word: " moog " ?, Modern scholars have extensively studied this word and, going through all the root languages, believe the modern translation of " moog ", to be .. " awe f**k, my toe!!!!!! "
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    * hey mickey your so fine your so fine you blow my mind, hey mickey.." clap clap " hey mickey " clap clap " cheers Laughing

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