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    Friendship

    Post by myke on Wed Jul 14, 2010 12:21 pm

    Just for you my wee Konnect pals
    True Friendship....
    - Scottish style -
    ( none of that sissy stuff here )
    You wont see cute little smiley faces or little red hearts, just the stone cold truth of a great friendship...
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    When you are sad, - I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the rats that made you sad.
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    When you smile, - I will know that you are thinking of something that I would probably want to be involved in.
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    When you are scared, - I will take the piss out of you at every chance I get, until youre not scared anymore.
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    When you are worried, - I will tell you stories of how much worse it could be until you stop your whining.
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    When you are confused, - I will use only little words.
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    When you are sick, - Stay the f**k away from me until youre well again... I dont want whatever youve got.
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    When you fall, - I will laugh my head off at you.. you clumsy arse..... but i'l help you up.
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    This is my oath, I pledge it to the end.
    Why? you may ask, Because you are my friends.

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    Friendship is like pissing in your pants, everyone can see it, but only you can feel the true warmth.
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    - Send this to 10 friends....
    - Then get depressed because you can only think of 4.
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    * mike trots back to the Asylum to find 10.. 4... 2 friends...*
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