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    insurance from chris.

    Post by myke on Tue Jul 08, 2008 7:47 pm

    ( taken from :- insurance explained by chris.)
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    Insurance is a protective fee paid to a company to prevent them from destroying your house or car.
    without it, they send the gnomes in to destroy everythingyou have worked bloody hard to buy.
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    Did you ever wonder how Bill Gates became so rich? Huh? Huh?? Well, hundreds of thousands of dollars are pouring into his pocket every second as the result of his wildly successful insurance company. (He has really big pockets)
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    :- God insurance......
    God insurances provides full payment if someone loses a car or a home to God because they have peed Him off.
    This form of insurance is especially useful for those blasphemous sinners who incur God's wrath, such as " YOU ".
    God himself is said to have a God insurance policy, "in case I get restless and smite myself by mistake."
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    LOOK OUT... behind you!!!!!!!
    Yes, he is standing behind you. Oh wait, he just ducked. Keep looking.oh there he is! damn he just ducked. watch out! hes about to give you a chinese burn!!! .. no hes gone. no wait hes got a rifle. well damn, youve had it.
    ( i hope your insured. )
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    :- How to keep the Gnomes away..
    well.......you cant, so there, ha!!!!
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    Pay your insurance! ...Actually, that just keeps them coming.
    Join them (They dont make you pay then)
    Hide in a different city under an assumed name
    Build a fireproof house
    Build a security system (Doesn't really help though)
    Die. You still need insurance after you die. What if you trip in the afterlife? Then you're f****d!!!!!!!
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    PS.....
    Having life insurance is an important step in becoming Middle Class. It is right up there with having a mortgage. Actually, if you have the one you usually have to have the other. It is sort of like an iPod and an iPhone, or Microsoft Windows and pain and suffering. 24
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    Re: insurance from chris.

    Post by DeTekT on Tue Jul 08, 2008 10:00 pm

    LOL...
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    Re: insurance from chris.

    Post by myke on Wed Jul 09, 2008 7:20 am

    what!!!! one lol, an thats it...............
    rite......
    more to follow...........
    one lol......... ha!!!!!! no way am i havin that..........
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    Re: insurance from chris.

    Post by myke on Wed Jul 09, 2008 8:07 am

    Esurance, Ah!! the internet insurance company.
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    A deadly internet group of salesmen who invest in e-insurance. Which means that to insure you'll be protected from viruses that come out of your computer and devour your flesh or drain your brain fluid you will have to sign up with them. If you don't, they may send an orange-haired teenager (emo gnome) after you to steal your insurance information, if you have any.

    Their motto is "Quote. Print. Kill it."
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    so watch out for them lot, there just a bunch of pirates.........
    why are they called pirates ? .......... because they arrrrrrrrr lad. (yeh ok, silly, i know.)
    yes, pirates, "not pie rats.. pie rats eat pies" pirates eat your money.
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    Re: insurance from chris.

    Post by DeTekT on Wed Jul 09, 2008 3:58 pm

    hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha that is funny

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