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    Bretteo
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    Blonde 1 liners

    Post by Bretteo on Mon Jul 07, 2008 11:43 pm

    yeh they suck.....................so what


    What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

    Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

    Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

    How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

    How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

    What do smart blondes and UFOs have in common? You always hear about them but never see any!

    What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
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    Re: Blonde 1 liners

    Post by myke on Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:00 am

    24 ha ha ha, the old ones are still funny. lol! well at least i still laugh at them....
    so that makes them still funny... so there, ha!!!!
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    Re: Blonde 1 liners

    Post by Bretteo on Sun Jul 27, 2008 8:48 am

    lol! i find them funny 23

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