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    Post by myke on Fri Jul 04, 2008 5:20 pm

    yippee !!!!!!!, 501 posts, yes!!! thats, .. 501 posts 24
    (i'm hoping Levis will pay me for the advertisment)

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    did i mention thats 501 posts ive made now ? ........ no!!! well it is.
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    and the secret of my success...........

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    So, you have decided that you want to be a figure of authority over other people; you have created your own forum! You have decided that because you are the administrator of a forum, people should start respecting you! (even though you probably have never respected anyone in your life, you ungrateful git) 23
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    adding ppl to your forum..........
    Think of one of your friends. Now, would they be interested in discussing matters related to 'Test Forum Number 1'? No? That's what I thought. Yes? Well, you have sucky friends.. ha ha!!!!!!
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    Try making the forums a topic that other people can discuss and relate to. A forum about 'The Sexyness of the Admin' is probably not going to be met with open arms.
    Tip...........
    The key to the start of the running of a good forum is for the administrator to pretend that the forum is already an established community! Here are some tips:

    Make multiple accounts, and start discussing topics with yourself! That way if some gullible person joins the community, he will think that there are already multiple people on the forum posting away! Little does he know that it is all the schemings of one person with nothing else to do!
    Even better: save the trouble of logging in and out, and discuss topics with yourself under the same account! You will get a waterfall of users registering on your forum if you use this method! 24
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    ( Alternatively, you could just find some people that are interested in the subject of your forum, and start slowly building the community from there. But hey, what's the fun in that? )
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    Post links to your forums everywhere! Log onto MSN, and constantly send links to everyone on your contacts list! Keep on doing this until they join! (Note: You may notice a lack of people online on your contacts list, but don't worry, they haven't blocked you, I'm sure their internet is down - forever!)
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    Go onto online newsgroups and spam links to your forum there! You'll get even more members if you post in newsgroups unrelated to the topic of your forum! Have you been mysteriously disallowed access or denied entry into the newsgroup? Don't worry, they haven't banned you, they've just shut down their mailing list so they can all move onto your forum and flood your board with lovely posts: they love you.......... honest.
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    Try publicising in the outside world! I'm sure your neighbours will love that spray-painted link to your forum that you put on the front windshield of there cars !!!!!!!!!
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    No money for a birthday gift for a friend? Make him an account on your forum, and give him one year without paying! (He won't return your calls, write to you or ever see you again because he's busy posting on your forum.)
    Now you know how to be a forum administrator.
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    Did i mention thats 501 posts ive made now ? no ? well, thats 501 posts... so ha!!!!!!!!!! 23
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    Re: 501

    Post by Bretteo on Fri Jul 04, 2008 7:51 pm

    'The Sexyness of the Admin'

    lol! lol!

    You had better explain this is a joke, i would hate to see you going to court because somebody done something that you had told them to lol!

    Nice post Mikey-d kepp them coming!
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    Re: 501

    Post by myke on Fri Jul 04, 2008 10:44 pm

    what!!!!!, ok, ok, the sexyness of the admin is a joke...........
    hmmm, can i say " the much coolness " of the admin instead then ? 24
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    hey brett, i hope no one does actually believe this stuff i'm putting in here,
    jeez mate, some kid starting a forum up and following these tips.........
    ha ha....... nah, surely not........... 24
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    Re: 501

    Post by DeTekT on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:24 pm

    haha lol!

    good ol mikey-d
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    Re: 501

    Post by myke on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:28 pm

    24 cheers chris, i'l try an do one on insurance company's for you, 23
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    Re: 501

    Post by DeTekT on Mon Jul 07, 2008 3:33 pm

    haha
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    Re: 501

    Post by Bretteo on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:03 pm

    myke wrote:what!!!!!, ok, ok, the sexyness of the admin is a joke...........
    hmmm, can i say " the much coolness " of the admin instead then ? 24
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    hey brett, i hope no one does actually believe this stuff i'm putting in here,
    jeez mate, some kid starting a forum up and following these tips.........
    ha ha....... nah, surely not........... 24


    You would be surprized lol! lol! lol!

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