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    Gamers

    Post by myke on Sat Jun 28, 2008 8:54 pm

    Ah!! gamers (pronounced gaymers) you gotta love them, or maybe not!!!!!!!
    well anyway, the "Ahem" Gamers are a very diverse group of Super-human athletes. *coughs* bad cold..sorry.
    While the Gamers are regarded as regular humans, they have amazing talents and abilities.
    They have been known to be able to play video games for days at a time living on Red Bull energy drinks and crisps and occasionally you may hear of one dying while playing games.
    These Gamers, however, are of a foreign variety and are considered to be oddballs even by the Gamers themselves.
    The Gamers can also live without things that normal people need such as "human interaction","daylight" or "ermmm, y'know".
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    (Side Note:) True to popular belief, Gamers will perish in direct sunlight, fear garlic, will burn when sprayed with holy water, and can only be killed by a silver bullet... well a silver bullet or days and days of non-stop world of warcraft, either one.
    Unlike people they can never get a tan, and in rare cases their skin will begin to fry. This can be prevented with new lead based sun block.
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    n00bs are gamers in disguise, It is impossible to escape N00bs. They manifest themselves in every game that has been or ever will be known to Gamers, or Human Kind for that matter. N00bs are hilarious. Whether or not this hilarity is intentional is highly debatable. Much of this hilarity is spawned by the N00b's magical ability to easily become pwned, regardless of the situation. (Sadly, the fact is that all Gamers enjoy "Pwning N00bs") *did i say sadly*
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    Emo Gamers
    That's right, Emo Gamers exist. (well they do now)
    While there are very few and their gaming knowledge and play is solely and strictly limited to Final Fantasy games, Guitar Hero, and old school Nintendo. They are considered highly specialized experts in this field. They typically lament on trivial things, such as why Sephiroth doesn't have any scars on his wrists. Little is known about the actual skill and composition of these Gamers, but it is known that they can be destroyed with heavy doses of sunlight (unlike most Gamers) and with other conventional weapons.
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    L33t Gamers........
    L33T gamers are naturally attracted to the L33T graphx, but can't afford them,L33t Gamers,are of the highest caliber of skill. They are known mainly for: being accused of "H4x0ring", pwning N00bs, pwning, and being Idols to everyone else. They are, however, less known for actually being computers who decide to 'pwn' people out of anger at their overlords. This computer behavior can be explained by "Intel Core Processors" which if you look at clearly states on the package that your computer will become disgruntled and homicidal. This explains why no one actually knows or has seen any L33t Gamers.
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    Pwned, What is it?!?
    You! Nah, I'm joking.......... 23 ...... ZOMG ur such a n00b u ju$t got pwn3d w00t!! kthx
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    PC Gamers........
    PC gamers are known playing three types of games: First person shooters (FPS), Real Time Strategy (RTS) and Role-playing games (RPG). They are very needy and constantly complaining that their needs aren't suited. They most commonly spend their time playing World of Warcraft, Everquest 2, Counter-Strike, Counter-Strike Source (CSS for the geeky people), Unreal Tornament, Battlefield 2 or Battlefield 2142. And for the more indepth gamer, there are MODs for their favorite games on big sites. When not at play, the PC Gamer is busy at work camping the forums and posting topics complaining that the game is unbalanced and broken. They complain about every aspect of the game yet have been playing non-stop since the beta. This is one of the greatest mysteries of the PC Gamer, which no one has yet to solve. Governments all over the world are giving off prize money for whoever can solve this mystery, most of it is to pay for medical bills.
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    GTA Players:-
    They're the kind of people who will f-n laugh at you when you're dying and need help. muwahahaha 26
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    ps, i'm watching "racing stripes" just now, (no, thats got nothing to do with the topic, but so what!!!!)





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    Re: Gamers

    Post by myke on Mon Jul 07, 2008 4:34 pm

    Now!!!, you know what happens when you dont leave me a comment,
    i keep on going........ youve been warned!!!! ... 22 26
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    Re: Gamers

    Post by Bretteo on Mon Jul 07, 2008 8:55 pm

    You expect me to read all that 6


    Well here i go 6
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    Re: Gamers

    Post by Bretteo on Mon Jul 07, 2008 9:00 pm

    First, l33t? WTF sont you mean L337??

    Laughing and about racing stripes is it any good? lol!


    the N00b's magical ability to easily become pwned

    Laughing yeh........its true


    So what one are you mikey-d?

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