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    apple products

    Post by myke on Mon Jun 02, 2008 2:58 pm

    Here at the Konnect forum we allways try to stay in the front and review the latest products from the leading manufacturers.
    with that in mind, here we have the latest product from apple..........
    after the success of the ipod & the 2008 version of the iBalls ( not to be confused with yourballs..iBalls are larger)
    apple have released the " iBrows " .......
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    The Apple iBrows is a new release from Apple that plugs directly into your brain via sharp electronic needles inserted in the eyebrows area. The controls are telepathic, and all you have to do is think about what you have stored on your iBrows and it will run it. It can connect to your computer and you can download anything onto it and it will store it in it's 50 gazillion Gigabyte memory.
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    FEATURES...
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    If attached to the computer, you can view and edit the mind of the current user. It can also download songs from iTunes and upload files from the computer.
    If attached to the iMote, you can control the mind of the current user. If you control your own mind, it could result in death and the iBrows will break.
    Anything stored on the iBrows can be opened via telepathy and played via telepathy.
    Apple can influence your mind through it.
    5 minute warranty.
    GPS and mobile phone systems.
    The Internet
    Can use Apple iWi-iFi Connection with an Apple iSteering iWheel attachment (originally designed for the iBox 360) to move you around.
    When it runs out of memory space, it will use yours.
    Is every Apple product out so far in one handy and painful product.
    It is the Perfect companion to the Iballs scratch
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    Polls show that 90% of people who wear Apple iBrows loved it. Other polls show that 90% of people who took the poll were wearing iBrows at the time. Apple then took all the iBrows back and redesigned them so they could not be taken off.
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    * This review was brought to you by teh Konnect review team of idiots admins.
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    Re: apple products

    Post by myke on Sun Jun 08, 2008 10:25 am

    also available for your iBrows are the new vista icons,
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    the new beta version of iLashes will be unleashed shortly.
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    lol!
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    Re: apple products

    Post by Bretteo on Sun Jun 08, 2008 12:05 pm

    lol! nice one mikey-d

    why is pron pics in bold? you would want that to stand out the least no?

    haha i think ill wait for the apple iLid


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    Re: apple products

    Post by myke on Wed Jun 11, 2008 8:39 am

    nah mate, thats the one used the most... even the letters on the keyboard are faded....... Laughing
    iLids......... hmmmm, i might get 2 of them sometime Laughing
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    ps. did i mention, today is national " joinyourwordstogetherday "
    yesinfactthisnationaljoinyourwordstogetherdayiscelibratedallovertheworldbypeopleindifferentcountriesbutmostlyinschoolsandofficesbecausethatswhereyoucanwritethemostasspeakingwordstogetherjustsoundslikeyourtalkingveryfastanddoesnthavethesamesillyeffect.
    ohandyourteacherswillhateyoufordoingthis......... Laughing

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    Re: apple products

    Post by Jamez on Wed Jun 11, 2008 4:13 pm

    okillgowiththatniceone
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    Re: apple products

    Post by myke on Thu Jun 12, 2008 8:22 am

    owell, least someone joined in, Neutral
    cheers james.
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    Re: apple products

    Post by clmmlv on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:40 am

    the new iphone should be nice

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