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    myke
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    X-box 360

    Post by myke on Tue May 27, 2008 7:07 pm

    scratch
    The xBox 360 was created by Bill Gates after the massive success of the original xBox. He built it because the original xBox had several critical design flaws. The console occasionally didn't crash when it was turned on, sometimes it was possible to make a game work for more than 5 seconds, and the shards of plastic that flew everywhere when the system exploded if you managed to make a game work weren't always fatal. Thus, the xBox 360 was developed.

    They installed Vista on it, replaced the laser that read the disc with a belt sander, and replaced the eject button with a blasting cap hooked up to 2 pounds of C4. The only other noticeable change is replacing both black holes with a single Gravity Drive, that is much more unstable, and would take out the entire planet if it failed. The price was doubled to make up for this technological advance, and then it was put into a new case that made people think it was improved. Each xBox 360 comes with a free game called Red Ring of Death, which monitors the time you play and causes the Gravity Drive to overheat if you use the system more than 15 minutes. To fix this problem, Bill Gates commanded all of his mind-slaves to attack Sony and Nintendo headquarters, then loot their hardware and place it in new xBox 360s.
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    DISCLAIMER - Microsoft is not responsible for crippling injuries, dismemberment, death/undeath, maiming, petrification, or lethal 2-inch daggers of plastic flying everywhere that may occur by using, buying, looking at, or thinking about the xBox.
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    (Modding an X-Box......)
    Reading, or even looking at the title of this section has violated the terms of your end-user license agreement and has given Bill Gates the right to burn down your house and use the attachment that came with your xBox to enslave your soul and send it to Microsoft headquarters, where it will be corrupted and bound inside an xBox for eternity. Remember, only YOU can prevent the woolly mammoths from destroying Microsoft's empire. And don't forget your daily "send-all-income-to-Gates" ritual, or you will burn in hell for eternity. Have a nice day! And remember, Microsoft and Bill Gates are your friends!
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    Re: X-box 360

    Post by Bretteo on Wed May 28, 2008 4:37 pm

    Hey i noticed a big black shard of plastic in my chest about a month ago.................at least i know who to send the surgeons bill to Very Happy


    lol! nice one MD keep these coming
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    Re: X-box 360

    Post by clmmlv on Fri Jun 13, 2008 1:59 am

    bill gates...whos bill gates..haha

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