Konnect, Welcome To The Konnect Community


    Daddys phonecall

    Share
    avatar
    Bretteo
    Site Owner
    Site Owner

    Male Number of posts : 1017
    Age : 24
    Location : England / UK
    Registration date : 2008-04-08

    Daddys phonecall

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 23, 2008 1:51 am

    from deviant w



    'Honey. This is Daddy. Is Mommy near the phone?'

    'No Daddy.

    She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.'

    After a brief pause, Daddy says, 'But honey, you haven't got an Uncle
    Paul.'

    'Oh yes I do, and he's upstairs in the room with Mommy, right now.'

    Brief Pause.

    Uh, okay then, this is what I want you to do.

    Put the phone down on the table, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door
    and shout to Mommy that Daddy's car just pulled into the driveway.'

    'Okay Daddy, just a minute.'
    A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone.

    'I did it Daddy.'

    'And what happened honey?' he asked.

    'Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran
    around screaming. Then she tripped over the rug, hit her head on the
    dresser and now she isn't moving at all!'

    'Oh my God!!! What about your Uncle Paul?'

    'He jumped out of the bed with no clothes on, too. He was all scared and he
    jumped out of the back window and into the swimming pool. But I guess he
    didn't know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the
    bottom of the pool and I think he's dead.'


    ***Long Pause***

    ***Longer Pause***

    ***Even Longer Pause***

    Daddy says, 'Swimming pool? ... Is this 486-5731?'
    avatar
    [xero]
    White
    White

    Number of posts : 38
    Age : 29
    Registration date : 2008-05-12

    Re: Daddys phonecall

    Post by [xero] on Fri May 23, 2008 3:26 am

    Classic Smile
    avatar
    myke
    Green
    Green

    Male Number of posts : 663
    Location : uk/scotland
    Registration date : 2008-04-30

    Re: Daddys phonecall

    Post by myke on Fri May 23, 2008 8:47 am

    lmao brilliant matey. Laughing
    i'l remember that one for the work the night,
    still laughing........ lol!
    avatar
    Bretteo
    Site Owner
    Site Owner

    Male Number of posts : 1017
    Age : 24
    Location : England / UK
    Registration date : 2008-04-08

    Re: Daddys phonecall

    Post by Bretteo on Sat May 24, 2008 10:39 pm

    Very Happy yeh i lauged like crazy when i heard it Very Happy
    avatar
    clmmlv
    Super Moderator
    Super Moderator

    Male Number of posts : 146
    Age : 29
    Location : The States
    Registration date : 2008-05-14

    Re: Daddys phonecall

    Post by clmmlv on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:48 am

    happend to me

    Sponsored content

    Re: Daddys phonecall

    Post by Sponsored content


      Current date/time is Mon Aug 21, 2017 2:11 am