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    The Best Genie Story Ever...

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 23, 2008 1:50 am

    from deviantw...........

    The Best Genie Story Ever..................
    A Husband takes his wife to play her first game of golf.
    Of course, the Wife promptly hacked her first shot right through the
    window of the biggest house adjacent to the course. The husband cringed, 'I warned you to be careful! Now we'll have to go up there, find the owner, apologize, and see how much your
    lousy drive is going to cost us.'
    So the couple walked up to the house and knocked on the door. A warm
    voice said, 'Come on in.' When they opened the door they saw the damage that was done: glass was all over the place, and a broken antique bottle was lying on its side near the broken window. A large black man reclining on the couch asked, 'Are you the people
    that broke my window?'
    'Uh..yeah, sir. We're sure sorry about that,' the husband replied.
    'Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, but if you don't mind, I'll keep the last one for myself.'
    'Wow, that's great!' the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, 'I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life.'
    'No problem,' said the genie. 'You've got it, it's the least I can do. And I'll guarantee you a long, healthy life! And now you, young lady, what do you want?' the genie asked.
    'I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every
    country in the world,' she said.
    'Consider it done the genie said. 'And your homes will always be safe from fire, burglary and natural disasters!'
    'And now,' the couple asked in unison, 'What's your wish, genie?'
    'Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in more than a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife.' The husband looked at his wife and said, 'Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?'
    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, 'You know, you're right. Considering our good fortune, I guess I wouldn't mind, but what about you, honey?'
    You know I love you sweetheart,' said the husband. 'I'd do the same for you!' So the genie and the woman went upstairs where they spent the rest of the afternoon enjoying each other. The genie was insatiable. After about three hours of non-stop sex, the genie rolled over and looked directly into her eyes and asked, 'How old are you and your husband?'
    'Why, we're both 35,' she responded breathlessly.

    No Kidding.' he said, 'Thirty-five years old and both of you still
    believe in genies?'

    Try and put a few less dots in the title...! Wink
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    Re: The Best Genie Story Ever...

    Post by myke on Fri May 23, 2008 8:44 am

    lol! ha ha good one mister g.
    and nuthin wrong with the dots, i use em all the time ............. <---see.
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    Re: The Best Genie Story Ever...

    Post by Bretteo on Sat May 24, 2008 10:40 pm

    haha its all good Very Happy including that joke

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    Re: The Best Genie Story Ever...

    Post by clmmlv on Fri Jun 13, 2008 6:44 am

    it was worth the min it took to read

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