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    myke
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    computer maintenance

    Post by myke on Tue May 20, 2008 6:02 pm

    For a start, its a well known fact that computers DO NOT bounce when dropped from a height. ( oh !! )
    in the event of computer rage.... eg. the blue screen of death.. aka... BSOD.
    (sorry we couldnt show the whole example.. dont wanna scare the wee kiddies now do we ? )
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    Repairing a Damaged computer.
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    1. Kick or punch your PC case until it works again.
    2. Go to Start/Execute, type CMD, type del *.* and then say yes. This will delete all viruses and bacteria from your machine.
    3. Throw as much dust as you can inside the case.
    4. Eat your mars bars. They are said to be healthy.
    5. Pray to your noodly master, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
    6. Use a scrubbing brush to clean your motherboard.
    7. Rub your feet on high pile carpet or any carpet should do, build up a large amount of static electricity and touch anything inside your computer thats green this will help jumpstart the pc and clear out the virus cach DB.
    8.Type Pr0n on Google. Go to the 20th page and click on all the links one by one. These sites contain spyware software technology that will automatically remove all anti-spyware from your computer.
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    Most computers are powered by a mini hamster,
    Computers that are NOT powered by a hamster, and use a wireless mouse, are actually powered with mouse clicks, when the computer is off, simply click the mouse a couple of thousand times, and you will get about... 3 seconds of power delivered through the port. If you have wireless mouse, and the computer doesn't work - your hamster is dead OR constipated. In most cases you can find a new hamster to power your computer at your local pet store.
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    Computers are vulnerable to viruses which corrupt their systems and cause irretrievable loss of all important data. A virus is is basically thousands and thousands of worms, that go inside the brain of your mini-hamster.
    To download a virus click here..----> Waaaah..dont click here <--
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    Re: computer maintenance

    Post by Bretteo on Tue May 20, 2008 7:22 pm

    haha nice post mikey-d Very Happy

    "1. Kick or punch your PC case until it works again. "

    i dont recommend that one myself, hasnt worked well for me in the past lol!

    haha that links to teh main page Very Happy
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    Re: computer maintenance

    Post by myke on Tue May 20, 2008 8:23 pm

    lmao, lol! you wernt supposed to click the virus. Laughing
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    Re: computer maintenance

    Post by Bretteo on Tue May 20, 2008 8:30 pm

    I didnt i edited ur post and looked at the hyperlink lol!
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    Re: computer maintenance

    Post by myke on Tue May 20, 2008 8:35 pm

    ha ha you cheater Laughing
    rite... whats next for the pc maintenance mechanic.. Laughing

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