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    myke
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    msn mess

    Post by myke on Sun May 18, 2008 10:34 am

    MSN ..aka.. "mini sex nutters" are a collections of Internet services provided by Mini's.
    Initially released by accident on August 24, 1995, to coincide with the release of Windows double glazing.
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    To use MSN services, the users must let the "mini sex nutters" hack their computer using teh Microsoft Hacking Device and huff all the "SYSTEM 32" files. One can sign up using any e-mail address and can then use the personalised MSN features requiring the use of a Microsoft Hacking Device. These personalised features include " msn hot male ". scratch
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    The percentage of msn users....
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    Normal People - 9%
    Crazy psychos - 17%
    Ducks - 23%
    Satanists - 11%
    Bogans - 200%
    Dead people - 39%
    People that don't get enough - 90%
    Human - 35%
    Animals - 23%
    Aliens - 42%
    Single Moms - 51%
    Your mom - 34%
    Perv's - 10%
    People who struggle with the concept of percentages - 764.3% scratch ( the 3% is a hobbit named brett john )
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    example of an average msn convo..
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    # user-1 says: sup

    # user-2 says: nmu

    # user-1 says: nm

    # user-2 says: k

    # user-1 says: brb

    # user-2 says: k lol

    # user-1 says: bak

    # user-2 says: k

    # user-1 says: g2g

    # user-2 says: cya

    # user-1 says:sht i'm bored. Sleep
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    Please note that the following side effects may be experienced when using MSN:
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    Loss of mind
    Loss of life
    Loss of temper
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    Your computer/laptop cannot survive the drop out of your window, so try to refrain from throwing it there, and instead throw it somewhere safer.
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    Before using MSN, you must sign over your soul to the boss of the MSN corporation, in accordance with MSN's damnation decree.
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    thank you, now......... time for breakfast... cheers bacon,eggs n toast, and coffee. c'mon bex, time for breakies then walkies....... wowf wowf.....
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    DeTekT
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    Re: msn mess

    Post by DeTekT on Thu May 22, 2008 10:08 pm

    that is the msn convo all over..
    although me and myke do have some interesting chats sometimes
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    Bretteo
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    Re: msn mess

    Post by Bretteo on Thu May 22, 2008 10:28 pm

    Haha with mike - who dosnt lol!

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