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    microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by myke on Fri May 16, 2008 7:27 pm

    Microsoft smoke signals edition ... invented by the american caveman " bill gates " during the ice age.
    and used by the cavemen and women to send each other rude jokes and pictures using the built in instant messaging program. ( instant... as long as you had a box of matches and an old blanket ) or if you'd been in the scouts..rub 2 sticks together. scratch
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    Microsoft Smoke Signal, messaging software developed and distributed by Microsoft. It uses the same basics as Binary and Morse code. Microsoft later changed the name of this software to Windows Live Smoke Signal.
    Chisel® compatable.
    Scroll for Windows® BC™
    Latin to Greek Translator
    Minesweeper
    Microsoft® Age of Gladiators
    Blue Slate of Death
    Microsoft® Office version -242
    WinClub, a club made out of wood with the Windows® BC™ logo carved on it.
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    Windows® BC™ system requirements:

    2-cog-wheel Processor or better
    512KG of Lamb
    44Mega hertz/ or equivalent in sparks from the fire.. scratch
    512kb of Free Hard (Stone) Disk
    Unicode-enabled chisel
    Mouse (preferably with tail)
    Craftsman (for installation proposes)
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    yes, your correct, its the same model as jesus used, well done for spotting that... go to the top of the class.
    yeh, rite at the front so i can keep an eye on you.. hmmmmm, i'm watchin ya Suspect
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 16, 2008 7:32 pm

    "Chisel® compatable. "


    Laughing what make of chisel though??

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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by myke on Fri May 16, 2008 7:53 pm

    dunno bout the chissel make.
    but its got yer fav......... the blue slate of death.. Laughing
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 16, 2008 7:53 pm

    Laughing hmmmm what version?
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by myke on Fri May 16, 2008 8:02 pm

    ah soz, its an older version... like pre-dinosaur.. Laughing
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 16, 2008 8:14 pm

    does it come with a smoke detecter?

    edit: +1 point for this post
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by myke on Fri May 16, 2008 8:21 pm

    yeh, its gotta smoke detector.... but hey, batteries havnt been invented yet.
    so, you'l just have to make the beeping noise yourself if theres a fire.
    yaaaay i gotta edit+1....... scratch this is good, i used to get thrown out of the class for being stupid..in here i get awarded.. lol!
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    Re: microsoft smoke signals edition

    Post by Bretteo on Fri May 16, 2008 8:26 pm

    lol! here at the Konnect instatute we like to award the 'special' minds of the forum in hope that one day they may write something GOOD and achieve something in life


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