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myspace

myke — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 21:25:54 GMT

rite.. so you want to have a myspace............

yes!!!!!! .....you guessed it..... i'm here to help you do just that.

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creating the perfect MySpace page.

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1 :- Sprinkle gigantic pictures all over your page so that it cannot even be viewed properly in the largest screen resolution on a standard computer screen.

2 :- Make a list of your nerds "friends" who sit behind a computer all day staring at myspace girls (or boys....hey!!! i'm no homophobic) and add them to ...

n00b

myke — Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:31:57 GMT

BOO!!!!!!! Your a n00b

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Since 22 A.D, 'n00b' has been a popular word used to describe an almost indescribable species of failure. This word was invented by Jesus after turning water into wine and healing some genetically modified fat guy. After Jesus realized he had 1337 skillz he began to use this word to insult the people around him. It is a conspiracy that Jesus stole the word from his great, great, great, great, great, great, grand father's cousin Moses, who was famous for doing something ...

The Incredible Hulk 2008

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:17:28 GMT

There�s nothing quite like a superhero movie� except maybe a movie that�s made for adults. Most superhero movies are a step away from being G level pieces of sh*t, and if you took the fighting out of The Incredible Hulk, that�s exactly what you would have. Why we needed another version of this giant green deuce is beyond me, but it�s definitely an upgrade over Ang Lee�s 2003 Hulk, both cast-wise and quality-wise.

The film starts out with a super quick sequence of flash cuts that let you ...

Batman The Dark Knight 2008

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:15:04 GMT

The Dark Knight comes with a lot of hype attached to it� a lot of fanboy hype which is usually about as accurate as a reports that there are weapons of mass destruction in foreign countries. For once, the fanboys are right. While The Dark Knight isn�t the best film ever made, it does stand as one of the best superhero flicks out there, and arguably the best. There are a couple of flaws in The Dark Knight�s armor, but for the most part, the film is an enthralling thrill ride filled with intriguing ...

.co.nr

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 01:56:33 GMT

I finally got our .co.nr domain back

www.konnect.co.nr

Pirates of the Caribbean: Cuse Of The Black Pearl

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:26:50 GMT

So I�m sitting here wondering if this is the right moment to launch into a rant about Disney that has been spinning itself in my head for quite a few years now. The only problem with doing it now, is that I would be forced to end it on a positive note, in admitting how thoroughly I enjoyed Pirates of the Caribbean, and in doing so I wouldn�t be able to fully condemn every bit of Disney to the fiery inferno of punishment that I otherwise think it deserves. Thus, Ed Asner can breathe easy for a ...

Simpsons Movie 2007

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:18:43 GMT

Few television shows are marked as iconic of American culture. Even fewer animated series capture the turbulent absurdity of the socially mundane lives we endure daily. Yet the Simpsons reached beyond the point of shocking audiences with physical child abuse and a profanity spouting 10 year old while being encased in the supposed family safe animated genre, and ventured into a more subtle form of social and political commentary that has had liberal colleges abuzz for many years.

The television ...

Batman Begins 2005

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:13:56 GMT

Batman Begins is probably one of the best comic book movies out there to date. It has its flaws, but, it is still an awesome movie.

The movie is essentially Batman�s origin story. It shows how his parents were killed, who killed them, how Bruce disappeared for numerous years and his eventual rise to becoming Batman. Many have said that this movie got its inspiration from different graphic novels (i.e. The Long Halloween and Batman: Year One). Granted they only took little snippets from the ...

I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry

Bretteo — Mon, 28 Jul 2008 16:11:12 GMT

Adam Sandler is of one the comedians that hit Hollywood running. Starting the launch of his brilliant career by releasing hilarious and overly crude audio CDs, he succeeded at bringing in and holding a target audience that followed him into his humorous big screen performances.

Like most comedians, Adam seemed to putter out and fade away as he began releasing stink pile after stink pile. To be honest I had a hard time recollecting the last time Adam made me laugh during one of his movies. ...

suped up saxo's

flanzo99 — Sat, 12 Jul 2008 22:44:07 GMT

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Blonde 1 liners

Bretteo — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 22:43:20 GMT

yeh they suck.....................so what

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run - she is still holding the grenade!

Why did the blonde burn her ear? The phone rang while she was ironing!

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice carton? It said "concentrate" on it!

How do you make a blonde laugh on a Wednesday? Tell her a joke on a Monday!

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

What do smart blondes ...

My second fractal

Bretteo — Fri, 16 May 2008 20:55:35 GMT

what do you guys think?

http://i159.photobucket.com/albums/t145/bretteoz/FRAC1.png

car posters

flanzo99 — Sat, 10 May 2008 23:47:18 GMT

nissan skyline

http://i277.photobucket.com/albums/kk61/flanzo99/stuff/original.jpg

PhotoshopCS4 tryout

Bretteo — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 07:16:00 GMT

made these on CS4 prototype (photoshop)

ill do some more aswell

picture size

myke — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 16:43:19 GMT

for adding and displaying your pics.

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1 :-PLEASE keep pics to a display friendly size around 640x480 pixels...this is more than adequate for showing detail etc. on a display monitor. (photobucket can resize automatically)

2 :-Huge pictures are anti-social and eat up bandwidth.

3 :-You must host the pics before they can be displayed. After hosting you use the Quote:

[img] your link [/img]

to display your pictures.

4 :- Decisions by Admin and Mods are final.